OMGZ Results!

It is over folks. The polls here at TAN are closed.

And the results are in.

The winner of the fake Kanadian Election through your gracious tips is.....



ME! AND JULIE! WOO! BY A LANDSLIDE! WOO!

Really, it wasn't even close. Not even with Skippy the Hat-Wearing Monkey, Esq. Julie and I win it all!

Okay okay. I thank everyone who participated in our non-scientific, just-for-fun social experiment; and I know Julie thanks you too, from the bottom of her cold, cold heart. But now, here are the (fake) real results you have been salivating for:

Elizabeth May, Green Party - 44.2%
Jack Layton, NDP - 29.1%
Stephane Dion, Liberal Party - 22.5%
Stephen Harper, Conservative Party - 4.2%

Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it: the way the election should have gone. Alas, it is not to be. We are poised for yet another Conservative minority, which probably means another election in two years. Jeez.

Anyway, thanks again everyone. I am going to donate my tips to the Conservative Party of Canada, or perhaps to the McCain/Palin-Palin campaign. Jokes. Here's a hint: two hookers and an 8 ball. Goodnight!